no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
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There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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