Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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