Are we in a gay sports bar?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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