i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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