They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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