Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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