zippers are such a cool invention
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
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