Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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