you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
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I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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