just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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