They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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