I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
3pm strippers are depressing
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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