Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
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