the day after is always just damage control
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
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Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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