The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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