I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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