vagina is talking i cant
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
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How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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