Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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