I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize