I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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