No subtext here. People are naked.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
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Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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