it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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