I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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