I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
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Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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