Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
tell me about the eggs
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