he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I love having hate sex.
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Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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