The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She's the barista slut.
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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