dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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