I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
i think im in europe. pls send help
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Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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