LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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