nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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