Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
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I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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