Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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