I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
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So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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