i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
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My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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