is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
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he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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