All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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