I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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