"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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