like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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