One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
It all started with a game of naked twister.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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