I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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