This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
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standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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