i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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