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Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes

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(814): Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes http://tfl.nu/sox5

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(407): View more from Florida

I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises

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(407): I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises http://tfl.nu/5v7b

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(913): View more from Kansas

your address is 607B right?

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yeah why?

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i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it

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(913): your address is 607B right? (785): yeah why? (913): i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it http://tfl.nu/019d

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(314): View more from Missouri

hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?

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pat the guy you slept with

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still need a last name

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(314): hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this? (573): pat the guy you slept with (314): still need a last name http://tfl.nu/e97s

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(907): View more from Alaska

My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.

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(907): My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you. http://tfl.nu/6oks

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(407): View more from Florida

I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging

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(407): I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging http://tfl.nu/yisg

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers

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I can't see you

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I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche

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(847): I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers (847): I can't see you (847): I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche http://tfl.nu/kp05

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Do what your heart wants. . .

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My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis

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(901): Do what your heart wants. . . (504): My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis http://tfl.nu/o9fm

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(858): View more from California

He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him

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(858): He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him http://tfl.nu/yvui

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(731): View more from Tennessee

He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.

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(731): He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver. http://tfl.nu/fyob

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(810): View more from Michigan

Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?

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(810): Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july? http://tfl.nu/yisd

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(559): View more from California

Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay

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(559): Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay http://tfl.nu/1b8x

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(303): View more from Colorado

I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation

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(303): I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation http://tfl.nu/r6lh

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."

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Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?

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(780): In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared." (1-780): Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout? http://tfl.nu/ziqx

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(574): View more from Indiana

LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY

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(574): LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY http://tfl.nu/e3an

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