i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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