I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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