i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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