So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
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