After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
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Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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